With these 10 simple steps your cult can stay out of the government cross-hairs.
- Don’t have sex with underage girls.
- Don’t make sex with a leader or person a requirement to join the cult.
- Don’t have more than 1 wife. You can have many girlfriends, but only 1 wife.
- Don’t keep a lot of firearms/weapons lying around.
- Do let your members communicate & see their family members.
- Don’t serve Flavor Aid to groups from large buckets.
- Do pay your taxes.
- Don’t worship a person.
- Don’t use your name in the title,i.e.. Church of Bob.
- Don’t worry so much about getting to the next world, concentrate on this one.
The point here is: Don’t start another cult. We’ve had enough!