What has happened to me since High School?

I went to college, moved out on my own, dropped out of college, got married, bought a house, had a son, lost the house, got divorced, bought another house, got a new puppy, lost my mom, got remarried, gained a stepdaughter, lost my grandfather, lost my grandmother, got divorced again, bought my first new car, rescued my best friend from her abusive husband, wrecked my first new car, got a new puppy, bought my first truck, got married yet again, lost my dog, lost my new father in law, lost my dad, got diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, bought another new truck, watched my son graduate, got another puppy, got a daughter in law, a grandson, came out as pan (bi) sexual, had to quit work, lost another dog, lost my best friend, got another dog, got another grandson & my son is getting a divorce.

Now I have my son, my wife, 3 dogs, 2 grandsons & a fun disease. Life is good.