10 rules for your cult

Cults always get busted in the end. Why, because they are cults!
With these 10 simple steps your cult can stay out of the government cross-hairs.


  1. Don’t have sex with underage girls.
  2. Don’t make sex with a leader or person a requirement to join the cult.
  3. Don’t have more than 1 wife. You can have many girlfriends, but only 1 wife.
  4. Don’t keep a lot of firearms/weapons lying around.
  5. Do let your members communicate & see their family members.
  6. Don’t serve Flavor Aid to groups from large buckets.
  7. Do pay your taxes.
  8. Don’t worship a person. 
  9. Don’t use your name in the title,i.e.. Church of Bob.
  10. Don’t worry so much about getting to the next world, concentrate on this one.


The point here is: Don’t start another cult. We’ve had enough!