I was going to try and develop a right wing redneck Trump supporting persona to troll people on the internet, but after I got everything set up I ran into a big problem.
I couldn't do it. I can't be evil.
I think there are two types of people who supported & still support Donald Trump. One is a conniving manipulative corporatist who only cares about adding more wealth to their bloated coffers. There is no limit to these peoples greed & no conscience in their methods to acquire more & more. The other is a more simplistic type of person who believes everything that this deranged sect of evil greed mongers spews out. You know what I mean, morons. I actually think Trump falls into this latter category. I have a strong feeling that he has no idea what he is doing or how the consequences of his actions will affect the world we live in. I feel he is but a puppet in this corrupt administration he has aligned with.
So I set up a Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, even a blog & About Me page for "the Reverend Chris" & got ready to spew some trash about politics, religion, people, anything I could think of. But I couldn't type anything. I liked a tweet from a stupid conservative defending Trump on a post about Lindsey Vonn, one of our awesome Olympic skiers. Now anyone who knows me knows that I am a big Olympic fan, in fact it is the only sporting event I ever watch. So, I clicked the heart on this idiots post & started to support his pro Trump stance with a witty reply. But what about Lindsey Vonn? I couldn't do that to her. I could not say something in support of this redneck if it wen't against someone as brave & awesome as Lindsey, so I didn't.
In fact, it was then that I realized that no matter how much I wanted to troll people & play the part of a complete jerk, what would the point be? To what end? What would I accomplish? I would probably piss a lot of people off & maybe get some attention from right wing followers in the process. But one thing the internet does not need is another conservative asshole.
So I am deleting these accounts & the idea of an evil Reverend Chris. I will just stick with being my usual self. A progressive asshole.